On the Road – Jack Kerouac
Either I’m losing my English major edge, or this book is absolute shit. Absolute, bloody shit. This book only inspired me to eat apple pie and ice-cream.
Other uses for this book:
1) Toilet paper
2) To start a small fire with
3) To place within a row of other Classical literature to impress people
Like honestly, other than being well-written, how can anyone find this boring piece of drivel a pleasure to read?
Just add it to my list of positively crap books that flood the market and are ga-gaga’d about by Oprah.
Top of my list is, of course Mister Dan Brown.
Well at least Brown can be somewhat entertaining, even if you do want to punch him in the testicles. Although I might have only enjoyed The Da Vinci Code because I had an illustrated version… and boy do I love picture books.