14 Comments

My conscience wanders freely at Mega Keg

16 Comments

Butt cheeks so firm they could crack walnuts

16 Comments

A dream, a request, and a photo

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A confession

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Two reasons why my mother thinks I'm a perv

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A subtle move in the right direction

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To the anonymous man who bought me that tequila shot: f*** you.

6 Comments

I know my way around the kitchen

12 Comments

Everything's coming up roses!

14 Comments

A deathwish for the skank who spilled red wine on my new bedspread

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HOLLA

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The perks of being an alcoholic

8 Comments

Still got sand in my shoes

4 Comments

Behind the wheel again

10 Comments

The wild baloney hunt