1. She tipped open my suitcase to find Abby Lee’s Diary of a Sex Fiend sitting on top of my clothes.
  2. While cleaning out my room, I emptied the contents of my junk drawer onto my bed. Two condoms fell out. I tried to recover by noting the expiration date of 2008, and said: “Huh, I guess I was optimistic.”

 

Supper at Folly tonight with the downtown gang. I made a point of eating supper before our supper, so I wouldn’t be tempted to spend money. I still managed to spend $15.

 

The supper was a farewell to Alana. I feel like this last week has just been one long ALANARAMA fest. God woman, just leave already! Fuck. I’m so kidding. Every time one of my friends moves away, I lose a part of my soul. I hope you have trouble sleeping at night.

 

Remember this? Nor do I.

Remember this? Nor do I.


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12 Responses

  1. nashe says:

    I still get a bit blush-y every time I touch condoms. I guess it’s the conservative asian side of me. =p

  2. kris with a says:

    Thanks for the visit! I like your blog so far, it’s funny as hell. I will be updating soon, stop back!

  3. *uncorked says:

    Cute pic! My mother gave up on my long ago – I’m impressed there are only two reasons why your mom thinks you’re a perv :)

  4. linlah says:

    Cause I’m a glass half full kind of person, those friends that move away give you the opportunity to go visit and make a whole new bunch of friends.

  5. hey, yay! that makes us both pervs.

    now if only a couple nekkid barbies would have fallen out

  6. superlaney says:

    hahah I remember the night of that photo and wish we could go back in time… but, onward and upward for us all! Congrats on the first publishing, I know there will be many more to follow!

    I hope to make several more appearances on your blog when you’re telling the tales of my future visits! :)

  7. angryredhead says:

    Hahahaha, i’ve never bought any, I can’t do it

  8. angryredhead says:

    Thanks! and will do.

  9. angryredhead says:

    Hahaahaha, I lead a very double life…

  10. angryredhead says:

    absolutely! plus free couches to crash on, woowoo

  11. angryredhead says:

    oh man, totally planting some in my suitcase for the next journey home, nothing strange about that at all..

  12. angryredhead says:

    You better be around, I need you and the girls to keep my life interesting! And if my travel dreams happen, I’ll be making a trip your way too. ;)

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