- She tipped open my suitcase to find Abby Lee’s Diary of a Sex Fiend sitting on top of my clothes.
- While cleaning out my room, I emptied the contents of my junk drawer onto my bed. Two condoms fell out. I tried to recover by noting the expiration date of 2008, and said: “Huh, I guess I was optimistic.”
Supper at Folly tonight with the downtown gang. I made a point of eating supper before our supper, so I wouldn’t be tempted to spend money. I still managed to spend $15.
The supper was a farewell to Alana. I feel like this last week has just been one long ALANARAMA fest. God woman, just leave already! Fuck. I’m so kidding. Every time one of my friends moves away, I lose a part of my soul. I hope you have trouble sleeping at night.

Remember this? Nor do I.


I still get a bit blush-y every time I touch condoms. I guess it’s the conservative asian side of me. =p
Thanks for the visit! I like your blog so far, it’s funny as hell. I will be updating soon, stop back!
Cute pic! My mother gave up on my long ago – I’m impressed there are only two reasons why your mom thinks you’re a perv
Cause I’m a glass half full kind of person, those friends that move away give you the opportunity to go visit and make a whole new bunch of friends.
hey, yay! that makes us both pervs.
now if only a couple nekkid barbies would have fallen out
hahah I remember the night of that photo and wish we could go back in time… but, onward and upward for us all! Congrats on the first publishing, I know there will be many more to follow!
I hope to make several more appearances on your blog when you’re telling the tales of my future visits!
Hahahaha, i’ve never bought any, I can’t do it
Thanks! and will do.
Hahaahaha, I lead a very double life…
absolutely! plus free couches to crash on, woowoo
oh man, totally planting some in my suitcase for the next journey home, nothing strange about that at all..
You better be around, I need you and the girls to keep my life interesting! And if my travel dreams happen, I’ll be making a trip your way too.