Uhhh. Totally reconsidering my direction in life after this weekend.
Here’s what Friday night involved:
-Free booze
-DirtySailor climbing over a fence, falling, and possibly breaking his ribs
-Chef dropping the table on his foot, possibly breaking his toes
-Said table breaking in two, and Chef taking it outside and smashing it to smithereens
-Us no longer having a table
-Me waking up in the middle of the night and being violently ill…everywhere
YAA!
Former 239 roomies, I love surrounding myself with beautiful men
We actually all went to bed at like, 1 a.m., because none of us could function. Totally unexpected. I was supposed to work at a cruise ship on Saturday morning, but fortunately it was cancelled. So I did what any reasonable person would do…I went shopping. I dropped some money on some pretty kickass Guess designer shades, because this new vision thing continues to blow my mind.
Saturday night, me and some lady friends went to a party, despite me being totally messed up. New development: besides one or two of my friends, I am the only single person left in my social circle. LAME. Lottie and I went to Lottie’s, with the intention of doing a “Lottie’s loop” (buy a drink, walk the course of the bar, leave). Instead, we ended up getting hammered, forcing the DJ to play “Shots” by Lil John, and danced our faces off.
No more drinking. Other than Winefest this weekend. Dammit.
I love that I can live vicariously through you, since I’ve been surprisingly sober (well, not totally) for the last few weeks. It’s starting to bum me out, so I’m hoping to have some serious fun this coming weekend. Although winefest sounds amazing – can I come visit and drink wine with you and your beautiful men?
Lovely you in a sea of attractive men…lucky girl.
Seriously, How do you do it? Even back in my day when I was at the top of my game, I couldn’t keep up with you. Crazy girlie!
You mean A weekend of total inebriation doesn’t happen every weekend? The table thing left me laughing.
Since you mention that most of your friends have left singledom, does that mean you don’t have any guy friends you can throw my way? I’ll promise I won’t be gentle. Or nice.
there is nothing wrong with single hood my dear candice, I am living it too…just means we can do what want( and whom ever we want) whenever we want and don’t have to answer to anyone
haha we can have a single ladies night if you want and be each others wing-woman ?
I need beautiful men. NOW.
@V: We’ve actually organized our own personal winefest, where everybody pitches in $20, we stock up on tons of wine, and everyone gets to sample their faces off. COME! The boys will love you.
@Linlah: Luckier than you can imagine!
@Danielle: Trust me, I paid for it yesterday, I am definitely too old for this crap.
@Lola: Good point…although I have never, ever in my 23 years gotten sick DURING drinking. Seriously. Milestone. I will throw several your way, take good care of them!
@Hevs: Totally love the singledom, don’t worry! I mean, what else would I write about?! I forgot that you’re single, and Blondie too for that matter…come to Winefest!
@Nashe: Join us!
chef seems to have a history of breaking furniture…during his first few days at 239 he broke our couch, remember? what a violent guy…good thing he can cook! haha
candice – please do reconsider the direction of your life.
and may that direction point you toward chicago where V and i reside.
Hahahaha, I really don’t remember that, he did? And whatever happened to my wicked awesome couch that wouldn’t fit into our house? Do you have it?
Damn I was gonna suggest that maybe my work could transfer me to Seattle, thinking that maybe Seattle was cloes to Chicago…SERIOUSLY need to reconsider my direction in life, perhaps a map