Ok. So. I am completely over-fucking-whelmed with work and I haven’t blog posted in over a week and OMG my head just exploded! I have a million and one things to talk about, including my Halifax trip of ridiculousness, how my love life exploded all over Twitter with my very own hashtag, and a super awesome award I won from the lovely V.
But I’ll get to those things. Only the lord knows why I signed up to be a Suite101 writer on top of everything else.
So in the meantime, I wanted to share with you a photo from Lil Sis. She just looked out the driveway one day and there was this creepy puppet dude sitting in the neighbour’s car. Behind the wheel.
I will pay $100 for whoever can come up with the best reason why there is a puppet sitting in this car. NO ANSWER IS TOO CRAZY.*
*I don’t actually have that kind of money. I just want your brilliance.
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looks like the puppetry love child of Elvis and Johnny Cash, not gonna lie…
and I send you relaxing vibes. my work has been overwhelming me lately… but then I get to play with puppies and it makes it okay. Maybe you should request puppies to increase overall productivity and team morale boosting??
I think I could get onboard with that idea!
There was someone in Seattle who put a mannequin in the passenger’s seat so they could use the carpool lane…until they got caught, duh.
Dude, loved that Chatroulette piece. HI-larious!
HAH! Brilliant. And thanks!
I thought you should know that while puppies may boost team morale, rum can do that PLUS reduce scurvy. Maybe we should request rum instead. Just looking out for ya.
Rum reduces scurvy?! I’ve always feared that.
Can you get road head from a puppet?
Maybe a ventriloquist dummy…
Is that popeye?
Maybe undercover? Wearing sunglasses?
rum may be a better solution, actually… I didn’t think of it because I think it’s frowned upon to do surgery while drinking rum… but in a non-medical office, I fully support rum as morale booster!
The neighbor thought it was a hooker until he got it home now he’s just waiting for her to realize he’s not coming back out to drop her off at her regular corner.
Hahaha well, both are soulless.
Must…hear…about…lovelife…and..Twitter…!!!
Both are dull, trust me!
Perhaps they use the puppet to drive in the carpool lane?
Or more likely the puppet is the “boyfriend” of your neighbor and they’re obviously in a fight and he’s been exiled to the car until he can “grow up and apologize”. Perhaps you can help them out by putting a heartshaped box of candy on the puppets lap and then you’re neighbor will at least take him back inside (and you won’t have to look at that creepy thing anymore).
Good call! But I don’t know if I’d want to touch it…
Whoa. That shit is scary. Sure it’s a mannequin and not a blow-up doll? Either way, creepy shit. Relax, take a deep breath and a shot of something tasty. Your shit will get done.
Working on it lady! And I’m not sure what the hell it is.
Puppets have places to go to you know.
Deidre FTW!
That is CREEPY!
Seriously!
Many years ago I read that some women were driving around with a blow-up puppet doll in the passenger seat of their car so any potential weirdos who might be following them down the road at night with nefarious intents would be dissuaded by the fact that they had a “man” in the car with them. Maybe that’s the case here. Apparently this person, though, let the mannequin do the driving. Smart.
LOL, that’s hilarious!
Puppets have errands to run too!
Dry-cleaning, perhaps?
The dude is trying to throw someone off who is looking for him or expecting him. They do a quick glance-over and see the puppet, and they think it’s him. I’m all about cloak and dagger, baby.
Candice, long time, no talk. How are you? Sorry if I’ve been a bad blogging buddy lately. I was getting killed at work and then went on vacation. But I was in Vegas and survived. LOL. So you’re going to see all of my comments coming through this evening as I’m reading your posts. And feel free to visit back to The CC sometimes. It’s been way too long and I have a number of posts up which could use a dose of your sarcasm and humor. Take care.