Comments on: You’re Probably a Gym Douchebag

By: billy

billy — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:40:40 +0000

nice, i hate the gym. push ups, vhs tape yoga, and a 3 mile run every 2 days is all i need.

By: Timmy All About It

Timmy All About It — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:36:53 +0000

How about those douchebags who leave the water running while shaving or brushing their teeth?? I see that a lot at my gym locker room. I mean, I’m not a radical tree hugging environmentalist, but c’mon, that’s a lot of water being wasted.

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Wed, 19 May 2010 02:56:00 +0000

I actually have a post on this same topic in my drafts files.
I go to the University Gym, so I don’t see any old people, but I do see the guys that feel their biceps after every weight lift. Lame-o!

By: The Constant Complainer

The Constant Complainer — Thu, 13 May 2010 17:42:17 +0000

I was laughing out loud as I read this. Great post. And exactly the reasons why I stay the hell away from the gym. As a guy, I could give countless examples too. So I bought my own gym and put it in my basement! But yeah, there are a ton of D-Bags at the gyms around here. It’s either meat-market central or wanna-be-no-neck cage fighters walking around. I don’t know which one is worse!

P.S. My wife would probably deny it, but I swear I saw her putting on make-up before going to the tanning salon once!

By: South Florida Lawyers

South Florida Lawyers — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:48:12 +0000

Oh boy, I don’t think you’d like our gyms in South Florida all that much…..

By: admin

admin — Mon, 03 May 2010 01:49:32 +0000

@lin: total d-bag move!

@Phronk: totally agree! and i’m sure the tipping people are just trying to be helpful, but i hate when they’re know-it-alls.

@maggie: hahaha, i actually MUCH prefer it to the one in the mall! and i don’t wash off my mascara, it’s my one HUUUGE vanity thing i can’t part with.

@Ben: i had to look that up…you LEFT them on?! that is HILARIOUS

@Eric: Hahahahaha, that is AWESOME. i had no idea SK was like that

@J: yeah, i see some girls wearing mega booty shorts sometimes. like wtf?

@PP: first, thanks for commenting! love having new readers. second, i used to attend an all-female gym too, i LOVED it..but i had to switch when i moved. i generally stick to the woman’s only room in the gym, that helps a little

@Carissa: UGHH i know! i became really friendly with one trainer until she started giving me the cold shoulder when i turned down her sessions, hahaha

@Chris: same! can’t help but look sometimes though. hehe.

@Amiee: TOTALLY! when summer rolls around i spend a lot more time outdoors. best place to do it…always a change of scenery, always something new to do

@Kyle: OMG at the saggy old man balls resting on the sink. that is AMAZING. also, not me in the pic, but wow that is some impressive side-boob

@Hey Lady: hahaha, yeah, i think guys are more open about wandering around nekkid…i’ve only seen a few boobs. i prefer the change room!

@nancy: LOL! oh god, terrible! i was once walking on the treadmill and reading some notes for class and i lost my papers ALL OVER the treadmill..i tried to laugh it off while people stared. it was pretty awful.

@OG: i think it can be done tastefully, just not…douchebaggy?

By: Hey Lady!

Hey Lady! — Mon, 03 May 2010 01:46:37 +0000

Ew, yeah I have heard that the men’s locker room is worse. My husband told me about a dude who used a hair drier to dry his pubes every morning, or that men like to sit on the wooden benches naked regularly. Being a woman I am thankful to have never experienced any of this. Thanks for the story!

By: OG

OG — Mon, 03 May 2010 01:28:13 +0000

I never talk to a woman I don’t know at the gym…I don’t want to be that guy.

By: Nancy

Nancy — Sun, 02 May 2010 03:56:12 +0000

Hahahahahaha. You’re f-king hilarious. Unfortunately, I don’t really have any gym douchebag stories. One time I was the douchebag when I accidentally changed all the tv channels in the cardio room. (I was only trying to change my tv which I had checked noone was watching…) Those nasty stares still haunt me. haha

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 02 May 2010 02:14:52 +0000

I can beat your naked old woman. My gym used to have a tall old man who enjoyed shaving naked following his workout. Everyday I would come in the locker room to see his naked, pale old man ass in front of the sink. Even better, he was at such a height that his saggy old man balls would rest on the sink while he shaved. The management must have received complaints about Balls On Sink (BOS, my nickname for him) because one day I came into the locker room and he was still naked but he had his balls resting on a towel on top of the sink.