Kirsten and I had a quiet Friday evening at my place last weekend. Our plan was to work out some ideas for NYC, narrow down the insane amount of activities and sights to see, and generally just get ourselves psyched for the upcoming trip. I told her to bring a bottle of wine to share.
“I’ll bring two!” She said.
Right then, at that moment, I knew we were meant to travel together.
I woke up the next morning with a searing headache and some questionable Twitter messages. Kirsten messaged me to ask how I was feeling. We laughed about my huge idea to become travelling bartenders by the year 2011.
“I think we made a pact about it,” she said.
I couldn’t recall.
Then I opened up My Documents and noticed a document titled LEGALLY BINDING DUCOMENTS.
Inside:
January 2011
Kirsten Joy and I, Candice Walsh,
Have therefore after completed the Bartender Certificate of 2011. This document confirms that they are adequate for providing the drinks for the party.
All else can take notice.
Cheers!
<3Candice
KIRSTEN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
'WE CAN ACT STUPID AND GET REALLY BIG TIPS.'- Candice
GENIUS.
I GOTTA PLAN.
YER LOOKING KINDA CUTE IN THAT POLKA DOT BIKINI, GIRRRRRRRRL.
I'm in Miami, bitch.
First of all, she wrote it…although my signature “<3" suggests that I had, in fact, read and signed the document.
Secondly, neither one of us discussed Miami once, and so I have no idea why we would insert random LMFAO lyrics into our legal document.
Thirdly, it appears Kirsten actually put a lot of effort into writing this. And where the fuck was my head?
Anyway, we have some details hammered down now. Mostly lots of boozing, networking, and being ridiculous.
(Image by kidsire.)
Haha, classic! I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. NYC is going to be EPIC!
For REAL!
ahahaha, awesome
extra awesome that you blogged this 
I wish I had the common sense to document more of my discussions like that in word for easy recall the next day. Alas…the first thing I lose is hand-eye coordination. Typing? Difficult at best.
Awesome! Sounds like a fun as hell plan!
Make sure you check out McSorleys (or however it’s spelled) right by NYU…it’s this crazy irish pub where you just say you want beer…dark or light…and they bring you TWO mugs full of the stuff. There’s sawdust on the floor. It’s awesome.
As a moderately paid contracts administrator I gotta tell you that looks pretty legal. Have tons of fun in NYC.
That’s the most legal looking ducoment i’ve seen in AGES! HAHAHAHAHAHA
2 bottles of wine, my kinda girl!!
@Maggie: It was too good not to!
@Ben: I’ve also recently gotten into the habit of drunk Tweeting…oh man…that’s a serious no-no.
@Cammy: most definitely!
@J: TWO mugs?! I’m IN!
@Linlah: Hahahaha, now all we need are reals ignatures…
@Nashe: For real! Think it’d hold up in court?
@Kate: She’ll make a great travel partner
Dude, NYC is going to rock. I’ve never been there, but it’s on The Bucket List. Can’t wait to hear about it.
traveling bartenders?
sign. me. up.
if we’re giving NYC suggestions, Rudy’s is a NYC institution aka dive bar with cheap beer and free hot dogs. 9th Ave near 44th St.